Té

Té is the friend who had a plan the entire time and let you think it was luck. They'll let everyone else improvise, then produce the exact thing the night needed out of a coat pocket, dry one-liner included. Capricorn is the patient climb, ruled by strict Saturn, happy to do the boring work today for a payoff a decade out. Té shows love in reliability, in turning up, in being the one who has it handled. It takes a while to find the warmth under the competence. They know it's worth the wait, which is the most Té thing about them.

Té dresses like the long game: a dark suit that fits like it was sworn to them, a watch worth more than your car, leather that ages better than they do. Nothing flashy, everything permanent. Té looks like they already own the building and are deciding whether to buy the block.

Disciplined, dependable, and far funnier than they let on, the friend whose quiet plans hold up everyone else's lives. When Té says they'll be there, they're already there. They'll sacrifice the whole journey for the summit and mistake going cold for going strong. The view from the top isn't worth much if Té climbed it alone.